Sunday, 1 May 2011

Mary Mary quite contrary, lets go 20mph

before you read the other text,
 let me introduce you to mary my marvo m8.
 You'll understand her weird photo (Which she
took on my laptop without telling me)
once you read what other weird things she does.
Mary and I, are becoming extremely bizzare. We started to do weird things like, pause in the middle of a sentence and suck in our spit. I can't really describe it, because we aren't gross, like laddish or anything. But its become a habbit, along with the word 'pet'. Its used averagely 4 times, every..minute. We also broke the record for our oddest evening so far. We bathed together. In bikinis, in my bath. It was basically like having a hot tub, in the house, with out the constant bubbles. Very underated actually. Whos needs to spend money on a fancy outdoor bath, when you've got one built in within the house??...logic alert
Also, our newest favourite game is to go 20 mph, or slower, and be extra cautious with our driving. Indicate at every possible moment, stop at every roundabout..even if there is no car and its 1am. If there are pedestrians or cyclists, you must slow right down, reaching 10mph and simply stare as you crawl by. Feels so superior and fun. And the all must....stay in 2nd gear the whole time. Who would have thought driving slow can have more of an adrealine rush than driving fast? well, not me. And to see the frustration of the car behind is very satisfying. This also gives us a grand occasion to practise our britains got talent trick of the acapella singing duet.

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