elephant poo

I know I'm new to this, but I don't want to do the cliche thing of saying 'hello, my name is..' So instead, i'll start by telling you a story.

My mum has been away for 2 1/2 weeks trekkingg in Sri Lanka with her partner (who i'm starting to like, he still seems to boring for mum) Anyway, my sister and i decided it would be an excellent idea to suprise her at the airport like in the film 'love actually'. Obviously not as romantic as that, but still you'd get the jist of some excitement, mum would at least. So we headed to the airport in plenty of time, we definitely did not want to miss her arrival. Despite that making quite a funny story, it didn't happen. So we waited, and waited, checked the arrival board, sat, walked around, got some coffee, checked the arrival board again, waited a bit more.. and finally i saw her. She looked incredibly British with her straw hat attached to her hiking bag, so at that moment i turned around and hid..
only kidding, i loved her even more for wearing her straw hat in the UK. So i shouted (quietly) 'mum!'.. she looked at me, and didn't recognise me.. only until i shouted again, 'MUM!?' .. then she saw us!

Now she's home, and she's been to tesco. i'm so happy, mum & food.

She also bought me a Sri Lankan elephant poo bracelet.... interesting gift choice.

Gosh, didn't think i could write so much. I'll explain the liability lizzie thing another time. As for now, i'm rambler lizzie.

one more thing marielo Gomez, is a saint.